One last time-waster. Go here for your custom Shakespearean insult. Thou vain spur-galled scut.
UPDATE: Some of you fawning earth-vexing dewberries have been complaining that the link doesn’t work. Works for me every time, thou beslubbering beef-witted barnacles. See?
Try cut-and-paste with the web address: http://www.webweaving.org/. If that doesn’t work, click REFRESH. If that doesn’t work, do this Google search for “shakesperean insult“. If that doesn’t work, you’ll have to invent your own insults. May i suggest you start with the word “fucking”?
Greg Blee 
The link didn’t work! I want my insult! Also, I love the tree photo.
What? It works for me. Must be it won’t work for weedy unchin-snouted whey-faces.
Pray, do not abuse your gentle readers thus, thou artless brazen-faced boar-pig! Thou lumpish hasty-witted horn-beast! The problem is not ours. Nay, it be that goatish rough-hewn Explorer, which cannot hold a guttering candle to the slicking fair-footed Firefox. A different browser will permit us to avail ourselves of the myriad fulsome insults which are thy due, thou fobbing elf-skinned flap-dragon!
And lest I fail to bespeak it hence, I hereby proclaim finding gay interest and amusement in thy blogprose, thou droning dog-hearted codpiece.
Forsooth, this is frivolous fun!